Yesterday I decided to go clothes shopping, because I'm sick and tired of getting weird looks every time I go out in public. Oh, and Vaati laughing at me isn't exactly helping either. (But at least I can get back at him for his rediculous outfit! :D) Before going out, as usually do when it comes to shopping, I asked the shorty if he wanted me to get him anything. As usual, he blew me off with a "whatever," which I swear is one of the three words that his "vast" vocabulary contains. Ignoring his comment, I asked if he wanted anything specific. As usual, he ignored me and continued watching his dumb show, meaning he probably wasn't listening from the beginning, which gave me an excuse to buy him a pink dress or something. (Hehe, the poor idiot has no idea. >:])
Did I mention I hate shopping? The weekly food shopping trip is bad enough, but clothes shopping...ugh, I detest it. Thankfully, now that I have some new clothes, I should be good for awhile. :) I went to the local department store and bought a few cheap T-shirts and some pants labeled "jeans." Since I arrived here, I've seen everyone wearing them, regardless of the occasion, so they must be standard. Oh, and I bought Vaati the pink dress. It was so worth the odd look I received from the cashier. >:]
When I got home, I found the living room trashed, as usual. I called for the shorty, who yelled angrily from upstairs to go away, like always. Regardless, I went up the "forbidden" stairs to the loft and knocked on the door. He opened the door, giving me the finger. I ignored him and handed the dress over, telling him I bought the clothes he "wanted."
He stared at the frilly pink dress for a few seconds.
"I NEVER WANTED THIS, YOU IDIOT! SINCE WHEN DID YOU DECIDE TO GO CLOTHES SHOPPING?!" With that, he threw the dress down the stairs.
Ah, it was so worth the 40 bucks. Later on he ended up burning the dress in the backyard, causing me to get in trouble with the neighbors. It cost me another 50 bucks to pay for the damages. Well, it wasn't mine, per say. I stole it from Vaati's piggy bank. >:] Last night he found out about the stolen money and blew the fridge into smithereens. Think I'll let him suffer a few days without a fridge, seeing as I'll eat take out. Oh, and from now on he's buying his own food, because I'm sick and tired of him complaining about what I get. -.- Ugh, what is he, like twelve?!
Ever since OJ got turned in Vaati's been all moody. It's really annoying. What is he, a parrot? Does he need social interaction for at least 4 hours a day or something? (Because there's no way I'm spending four hours with that guy.) Him simply sitting on the couch doing nothing irks me to no end. So, I told him to join boy scouts or something. (Anything to get him out of the house. I find when he's not there, bad things don't happen.) Again, he just gave me that annoying look. Ugh, sometimes I just wanna punch that guy...is it really possible to be such a jerk? The least he can do is get a job, that way I won't have to see him during the day at least. I mean, all he has to do is move his lazy ass...
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